May 2012
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May 31st
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“You should date an illiterate girl. Date a girl who doesn’t read. Find her in...”
–  Charles Warnke (via view-from-nowhere)
May 31st
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how to kiss →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: [step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing [step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length [step 3] move in for the kill That´s what I call the Porn-Kiss
May 31st
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Most memorable character ever
So photogenic! Ridiculously photogenic lizard! Ridiculously photogenic Mr Satan puppet!
May 31st
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Great moments in DB History
It´s all natural, you see? I have to go down with this ship~ Bitches love pink backgrounds! Bullshit, bitches love tulips! I have to go. My hair needs me! I´m so heavy, so heavy in your arms! What a cute nose! Not anymore! Who said they all had black hair? I sense bullshit! I walk a lonely road, the only one where I can stand for two days straight doing nothing! ...
May 30th
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May 30th
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Kira : ficando cada dia mais foda.
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May 30th
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May 30th
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Going to find a fan fic.
Expectations: Quality work with punctuation, good relevant details, dynamic characters, OTP.
Reality: My Immortal.
May 30th
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I am sensing a pattern here...
Meanwhile, his mum was doing this:
May 30th
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English: I love you
Spanish: Te amo
Italian: Ti amo
Russian: Я люблю тебя
German: Ich liebe dich
French: Je t'aime
Chinese: 我爱你
Croatian: Volim te.
Hungarian: Szeretlek
Tumblr: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but ADFGASFS YOU PERFECT FUCKING INDIVIDUAL I HATE YOU, WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE SO PERFECT?! SDGSAGF ASDGSDG maybe?
May 29th
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May 29th
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Look at all those happy faces!
Gihihi! Brawgagaggeaqeh! Dumdumduuuum! Vegeta tries to reach heaven, but Goku is not interested.
May 29th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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Holy Shit, My Porn Collection!: Because I broke... →
freshmouthgoddess: Every time i use my vibrator ! !i get all gleeful , I had to have it illegally snucked in here cause it’s a big fuck you to the Haitian Patriarchy! Vibrators are illegal and they seize them when they get them and every time I masturbate I’m like YES!!!!! YES YESS Fuck you… Awesome!
May 28th
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Vegeta Genderbend
DinA4, pencil, colour pencils Genderbend Vegeta with a few modifications! I wanted to try a genderbend, especially after seeing that most genderbend pics portray our great warriors as big titted porn stars and what not. So here a more fight oriented version. The outfit is the GT Outfit, cause I didn´t want to draw the blue jumpsuit, thats way too boring, and I drew the armor so often lately that...
May 28th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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Let´s count how many times Vegeta breaks his neck!
Maybe still possible! Possibly a very flexible neck! It´s spreading! Save the children! Also: Trunks presenting his ass for no reason.
May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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Vegetas Ass. An Appreciation.
Never better than with T-Rex arms and a fluffy explosion! Or questionably shiny! Kuririn: I´d tap dat! Oh yeah. Is that even physically possible? The camera loves him!
May 27th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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Questionable Anatomy is questionable.
Hard to decide if it´s his front or back. And where is this knee located? Goku, do you have an ass where normal people have their crotch? My hips don´t lie, but my shoulders do… Vegeta, there´s no way you can make your legs longer, that is unfair under the short people treaty! But Daaaad, those steroids shouldn´t just make my arms unproportionately large! There is no need...
May 26th
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May 25th
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Oh, It's the weekend, yes! Finally time to catch... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Expectations:  Reality: 
May 25th
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Oh crotch where are thou?
Looking for a crotch to give… not found yet. Better, but not quite yet. The slime hides nothing! Broly, just not as big as everyone imagined! I have a magic trick! I made it disappear! Nope, still gone. Or was it already pressed away? AH! Extreme measures are necessary!
May 25th
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Hey Daddy, remember that time in the hyberbolic...
It was so much fun! I could sleep with my armor on: In my fancy bed: You were pulling my hair. So much fun! “Wait right there son! I shall aid you with your pooping!” And you did! And then you burned. The end.
May 24th
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