You should date an illiterate girl. Date a girl who doesn’t read. Find her in...– Charles Warnke (via view-from-nowhere)
how to kiss →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: [step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing [step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length [step 3] move in for the kill That´s what I call the Porn-Kiss
Most memorable character ever
So photogenic! Ridiculously photogenic lizard! Ridiculously photogenic Mr Satan puppet!
Great moments in DB History
It´s all natural, you see? I have to go down with this ship~ Bitches love pink backgrounds! Bullshit, bitches love tulips! I have to go. My hair needs me! I´m so heavy, so heavy in your arms! What a cute nose! Not anymore! Who said they all had black hair? I sense bullshit! I walk a lonely road, the only one where I can stand for two days straight doing nothing! ...
Kira : ficando cada dia mais foda.
Going to find a fan fic.
Expectations: Quality work with punctuation, good relevant details, dynamic characters, OTP.
Reality: My Immortal.
I am sensing a pattern here...
Meanwhile, his mum was doing this:
English: I love you
Spanish: Te amo
Italian: Ti amo
Russian: Я люблю тебя
German: Ich liebe dich
French: Je t'aime
Croatian: Volim te.
Tumblr: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but ADFGASFS YOU PERFECT FUCKING INDIVIDUAL I HATE YOU, WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE SO PERFECT?! SDGSAGF ASDGSDG maybe?
Look at all those happy faces!
Gihihi! Brawgagaggeaqeh! Dumdumduuuum! Vegeta tries to reach heaven, but Goku is not interested.
Holy Shit, My Porn Collection!: Because I broke... →
freshmouthgoddess: Every time i use my vibrator ! !i get all gleeful , I had to have it illegally snucked in here cause it’s a big fuck you to the Haitian Patriarchy! Vibrators are illegal and they seize them when they get them and every time I masturbate I’m like YES!!!!! YES YESS Fuck you… Awesome!
DinA4, pencil, colour pencils Genderbend Vegeta with a few modifications! I wanted to try a genderbend, especially after seeing that most genderbend pics portray our great warriors as big titted porn stars and what not. So here a more fight oriented version. The outfit is the GT Outfit, cause I didn´t want to draw the blue jumpsuit, thats way too boring, and I drew the armor so often lately that...
Let´s count how many times Vegeta breaks his neck!
Maybe still possible! Possibly a very flexible neck! It´s spreading! Save the children! Also: Trunks presenting his ass for no reason.
Vegetas Ass. An Appreciation.
Never better than with T-Rex arms and a fluffy explosion! Or questionably shiny! Kuririn: I´d tap dat! Oh yeah. Is that even physically possible? The camera loves him!
Questionable Anatomy is questionable.
Hard to decide if it´s his front or back. And where is this knee located? Goku, do you have an ass where normal people have their crotch? My hips don´t lie, but my shoulders do… Vegeta, there´s no way you can make your legs longer, that is unfair under the short people treaty! But Daaaad, those steroids shouldn´t just make my arms unproportionately large! There is no need...
Oh, It's the weekend, yes! Finally time to catch... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Expectations: Reality:
Oh crotch where are thou?
Looking for a crotch to give… not found yet. Better, but not quite yet. The slime hides nothing! Broly, just not as big as everyone imagined! I have a magic trick! I made it disappear! Nope, still gone. Or was it already pressed away? AH! Extreme measures are necessary!
Hey Daddy, remember that time in the hyberbolic...
It was so much fun! I could sleep with my armor on: In my fancy bed: You were pulling my hair. So much fun! “Wait right there son! I shall aid you with your pooping!” And you did! And then you burned. The end.